Dumb Ways To Die

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as Piranha bait

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Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach your self how to fly
Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie

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Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

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Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of super glue
I wonder, what's this red button do?

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Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly

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